Fortune Cookies in Bed

ChaoticDreamer introduced us to an entertaining variation on fortune cookies. When reading the fortune, add the words "in bed" at the end. You'll never look at fortunes the same way again.

Here are the fortunes that we we read at Mandarin China and later in the evening when ChaoticDreamer came up with an additional supply of cookies.

• Generosity and perfection are your assets - and they show ... in bed
• A cheerful letter or message is on its way to you ... in bed
• You are a fun-loving person and will find much happiness ... in bed
• You will travel to many exotic places ... in bed
• A friend's success will benefit you ... in bed

This group of fortunes seemed to suggest taking up another occupation ...

• An investment opportunity will profit you ... in bed
• You will soon be confronted with unlimited opportunities ... in bed
• You will be singled out for promotion ... in bed
• With integrity and consistency, your credits are piling up ... in bed
• If you want something you must earn it ... in bed
• Use your natural talents to obtain more ... in bed
• Your financial outlook is excellent ... in bed

Back to the other fortunes ...

• A surprise gift from another will leave a lasting impression ... in bed
• Important associates will be there for you, if needed ... in bed
• You will attract cultured and artistic people ... in bed
• Enjoy the fine goods life has to offer and friends with whom to share it ... in bed
• You shall attain great wisdom with each passing year ... in bed
• You have great physical powers and an iron constitution ... in bed
• You love the thill of showmanship and display ... in bed
• Next full moon brings an enchanting evening ... in bed
• A surprise treat awaits you ... in bed

And most of us weren't sure if this was true, but it's included here in the interest of being complete.

• A quick mind is better than a quick tongue ... in bed

Updated: 5/28/00